An what a gripping installment it would have been too. See Liam:
... trapped by landslides and fallen trees in a small one street highland town with nothing to do but read (I was paid to sit about and read all day. How brilliant is that?)
... drive for hundreds of miles and endure long ferry trips, to take his children to Tobermorey. A town famous for being the location of a favourite kid's TV show Ballamorey and which smelled like a seaside bus station; that strange damp mixture of fish offal and diesel which you only find in fishing ports.
... endure the most awful bit of 'table wetting' ever in the history of crap service in the UK catering industry.
... delete twenty three million spam and get his email working again.
Rearrage the following word into a well know SF character's name
Answer: Doctor Who